My wife told me she was going to get me some poo pourri

I asked her, "what is that?"

She said, "it's stuff you spray in the toilet before you go so it doesn't stink."

I said, "that's un-bowel-ievable."

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👤︎ u/foobish
📅︎ Jan 15 2015
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Son just knocked the pot pourri down the toilet

"Now it's poo pourri"

I was met with a blank stare.

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👤︎ u/mjenn2
📅︎ Jun 13 2014
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