after hearing about this 'Eurovision song contest' I was thinking, whoever wins that contest and then is gifted with Eurovision , which is probably like x-ray vision but for european things. so it means the power to see Toblerone chocolate through walls. or coocoo clocks hidden in the snow.
meanwhile I dont want people writing [subtle political stuff and sniping at rival counties] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6-7Rw4xug). instead I want to tell europe, about how great salisbury cathedral it is, and how tall it is etc etc as a way of promoting the UK. and I dont want any of that 'epic sax nonsense either.
instead I want to back to the 1970s style, with flared trousers turtle neck sweaters, perms, a bloke with a beard, someone else with really bad blue eye shadow, and a chorus which is really upbeat and goes 'la-la-la-la-la-la-la, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-bang-bang-bang bang!'
