5 Hilarious Sabr Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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👤︎ u/dadjokeretailer

📅︎ Apr 28 2020

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How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.

They swing with alot of Force.

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👤︎ u/notathrowaway2937

📅︎ Dec 18 2020

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I was practicing "Sabre Dance" on the violin

My dad walks in and asks "If you khachaturian...

...what do you do with it?"

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👤︎ u/randomtechguy142857

📅︎ Sep 04 2016

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My dad on our way to see the Sabres game

Dad: So who are we playing tonight?

Me: Washington Capitals

Dad: Oh...so if they whoop our asses it'll be capital punishment?

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👤︎ u/musicguy2341

📅︎ Mar 16 2015

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What kind of car do Jedi drive?

2002 Buick LeSabre

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👤︎ u/piratecheese13

📅︎ Apr 12 2020

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