Ruthfulness Puns

I told her am Ruthless

After that, our teacher became ruthless

I'm ruthless.

It all became so ruthless...

I guess you could say I'm pretty Ruthless

Without her they're ruthless.

Ruth hits a tree.

Johnny decides to continue on.

Ruthlessly.

So far, their decisions have been ruthless.

I'm ruthless.

So now I'm going for a Ruthless divorce

Ruth's mom made cookies. She left the kitchen and when she returned, the cookies were all eaten. She thought Ruth ate them, but she wanted to know for sure. She put the kettle on, because she knew if she wanted the truth from her daughter she would have to have the tea first.

We are Ruthless

The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."

The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.

The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"

The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.

The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"

The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.

The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"

The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"

I was Ruthless in my pursuit.

Because Joshua Judges Ruth.

The team became ruthless.

I guess the decision to work tonight was a big missed-steak on my part.

Whenever she's on holiday, I try to contain myself.

Because, for those days she's off, all I can think is 'looks like this company is... Ruth-less."

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Ruth!

No merci.

Sorry for the double post. Thought of a better wording.

Bartender says “Sure... If you say so. Now please leave.”

Guy says, “No really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * “Dog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes “Roof.”

Bartender says “Very clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”

Guy goes “No no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes “Ruff.”

Bartender says “This is the last time I’m going to tell you!”

Guy says “Wait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies “Ruth”

Bartender: “Get out! I’m calling the authorities!”

Guy and dog leave.

Outside dog turns to guy and says “Jeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”

Her: “I’m not ruthless”

Her dad: “Well your name isn’t Ruth so therefore you are ruthless”

Her name was Ruth

Ruth and I, we were perfect together. She made me a better person. I was kind, generous, and understanding when I was with her.

But now that she's left me, I am Ruth-less.

So this guy has a talking dog, which he brings to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent, "Okay, sport," the guy says to the dog, "What's on top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds, "all dogs go 'roof'." "No, wait" the guy says. He asks the dog what sandpaper feels like. "Rough" the dog replies. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He began to lose his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says, turning to his dog, "Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" the dog answered. The talent agent, having seen enough, kicks them out of his office and into the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"

I’m ruthless

Now I'm Ruthless

Ruth

His girlfriend Ruth broke up with him