I HATE HOW FUNERALS ARE ALWAYS AT 9AM
I'm not really a mourning person 😔
A widow is mourning at her husband's grave site. A gentleman walks by and says "If you don't mind, I'd like to say a word."
"That would be nice" she said. "Plethora"..... "Thanks, that means a lot."
What do you make a coffin with? Mourning wood.
After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.
They call it mourning wood.
I decided not to go to Grandma’s funeral
I’m not really a mourning person.
What do you say to a mourning pebble?
What does a critic say at a funeral?
Every October 31st, my dog begins baying loudly a loud, prolonged, mournful cry...
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?
What do funeral directors eat for breakfast?
His pyramid was “erected” many years ago
A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
I asked my dad are you still mourning the loss of mum.
He replied no, now I'm afternooning her loss.
Wife said she was wearing black today because she was in mourning...
Me: What are you wearing in the afternoon?
Wife: :::blinks twice and walks away:::
I recently found out my wiener doesn’t work anymore. I decided to have a funeral since it’s pretty much dead now. My sweet wife asked if anything would make me feel better.
I replied, Perhaps mourning would...
Pretty much speaks for itself
When is it appropriate to grieve?
Why do I always cry when I wake up?
It’s too early in the mourning!
I got kicked out of a funeral for having an erection
Jeez, can’t a guy have mourning wood?
Did you know it's not uncommon to get a boner at a funeral?
It's known as mourning wood
Someone tried to invite me to a funeral at 5 AM
I am not a mourning person
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?
Why did the widow join a marathon?
Why did the pregnant woman throw up at the funeral?
Those who cry professionally,
Give a whole new meaning to good mourning.
It's been a rough year. I've been to 3 funerals.
And I'm not a mourning person.
Recently, a race of bird people and a society of necromancers has gone to war.
It's the Knight owls Vs the Mourning people.
Eye dew knot gnaw watt two dew
Eats too inn the mourning end eye veal lyke ass leap
How do you greet someone at a funeral?
What happens when night dies?
Know the difference
Morning wood:
An erection in the morning
Mourning Wood:
Rocket Racoon in Avengers Infinity war and Endgame
Know the difference
Sometimes when I’m sad I get an erection....
I call that my mourning wood.
What does a necrophiliac get at an open casket funeral?
The day after our son died my wife came to me and said she felt like she wasn’t grieving properly and she felt bad.
The next day I woke up to her sobbing and I told her “good mourning!”
I hate how funerals are always at 9 am.
I'm not really a mourning person.
I hate how funerals are at 9am. I'm not really a mourning person.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am
I'm really not a mourning person.
What do you make a coffin out of?
What do you call a sad but horny tree?
How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?
I hate early-morning funerals.
I'm not really a mourning person.
What would a boner at a funeral be called?
What do you call a forest at a funeral?
Funeral
I hate how funerals are at 9am or 10 am.
I'm not a mourning person
I hate that funerals are always in the A.M.
I'm just not a mourning person
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