Every country on earth sent a runner to compete in a race. Who won?
Most people have heard of Karl Marx, but few know of his sister, Onya, an olympic runner.
Her name is still mentioned at the start of every race.
An Olympic runner adopted 3 kids named Seth, Mark and Onya
One day there was a fire and he shouted "" ONYA , MARK, GET SETH AND GO. "
What does a runner eat before a race?
What made the runner so handsome?
Oh just look at him, he's dashing!
Why was it obvious the runner had taken a shortcut after winning the race without breaking a sweat?
I got runner up for the dick measuring contest
It was a stiff competition
Fastest runner at our school was a kid called
Why did the runner need to drink water urgently?
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
A marathon runner walks into a bar and the barman says
How do you call a runner when he is running from a cannibal?
If the winner of a competition cries happy tears, what does the runner up cry?
Why did the scandinavian runner leave the race early?
"What can you offer this restaraunt as the new food runner?"
"Well, I bring a lot to the table for starters.
I once finished runner-up in a Fidel Castro look-a-like contest.
Why is Jesus a good runner
Why did the distance runner buy a new pair of shoes?
It would be helpful in the long run.
Did you know Joseph Stalin was a fast runner?
That guy was a Soviet Rusha.
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?
What do you call a Mexican long distance runner?
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
What happened to the runner who had his feet reattached?
Did you hear about the injured runner who got last place in the competition?
I guess he was a sore loser.
My mum was a 100M runner and my dad was a marathon runner.
Sadly, no one approved of their relationship.
In the old days no one like mixed race marriages.
What do you call a runner that sheds their skin?
Away must be a really slow runner.
'Cause everybody in history has passed him.
Nearing the finish line, a marathon runner was so driven to win, that even when he pooped his pants, he continued on. When asked what he felt at that crucial moment, he replied...
"Undeterred"
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"Undie turd"
[daily jumble] After his heart surgery, the marathon runner was happy to once again be a...
What do a backcountry hunter and a high school 100m runner have in common?
One goes to track meat, and the other goes to a track meet.
At work in a restaurant, the food runner dropped a to-go container for an order
So I said "You butternut squash it!"
And they still wouldn't send me home
Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?
He just took it in stride
A runner had to pick up the pace
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