...never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around...
You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked.
But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.
what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
rick ash-tree
Did you hear about the anarchist group who run around vandalizing Vietnamese restaurants?
They call themselves anti-pho
I'm so bored, i was about to run around the house naked. But then i drank a bottle of windex...
It stopped me from streaking.
Went for a run around Jurassic park
Next day I was Dino-sore
You would think the Earth is best, but the moon runs rings around it
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
My dad, to me: "If you ever decide to run around naked on a drunken night, always bring Windex with you."
I asked him what he meant by that.
He said "It prevents you from streaking."
I have to admit I actually genuinely laughed at that one.
My girlfriend said it’d really be a nice birthday surprise if I got her something to run around in.
So I bought her a tracksuit.
What do you call someone who runs around a laboratory resetting scales in the middle of an experiment?
A tare-orist.
Mommas always told me never to run around the fronts or backs of running buses
Warned I'd get tired then exhausted by them if I did
Was wandering around San Fran when I happened to run into the building I'll be working in all week...
When I called my parents and told them I found it during my walk, my dad told me, "Well I hope you didn't get hurt!" ....thanks dad.
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Why did the man run around his bed?
To catch up on his sleep.
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
