Rootbeer Puns

A list of puns related to "Rootbeer"

LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer! reddit.com/r/ShittyLifePr…
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👤︎ u/kcir_semirg
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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Barg's rootbeer

When i was little, my dad told me Barg's root beeer was named after the sound of the burp you make after drinking it. I believed him.

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👤︎ u/justkayla
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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A chef on a ship invented the first ever floatation device used in case the ships ever sank. Oddly enough the floatation device was a barrel of root beer.

You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.

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👤︎ u/gnarwalbacon
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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Bro, don't get too hammered

Him "only had two rootbeers" Him "Not Your Fathers" Me "Good, I'd rather you not steal all his rootbeer"

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👤︎ u/Anti-Iridium
📅︎ Jan 01 2016
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Why did the kitchen sink?

It saw the rootbeer float

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👤︎ u/kapplesauce
📅︎ Sep 15 2013
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