I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Thunder rolled. The baby cow had the jitters. It had been out alone all night, forgotten by the herd. It hoped someone would come by soon…

It was a strained left calf

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📅︎ Jul 05 2021
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