Rollerskating Puns

A list of puns related to "Rollerskating"

A friend was lamenting that "Take Me To Church" was playing at her son's rollerskating birthday party...

She thought the song was too sad for rollerskating. I completely agreed and said there should definitely be a separation of church and skate.

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👤︎ u/martyz
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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Be careful of your word order! Dad joked by my boyfriend

Me to my boyfriend: Earlier today a dog chased me on rollerskates!

Boyfriend: (sarcastically) Was the dog really on rollerskates?

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👤︎ u/B_Rawl
📅︎ Mar 30 2014
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