I only have one.
The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.
Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.
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It made my head go round and round.
Iβm starting to think theyβre Stalin
You just call it a day.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."
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because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
He was sofa king comfortable.
It's sweeping the nation off its feet
The results were chΓ’teau-strophic.
Because I'm turning my life around.
The question is: do you want to be leading the charge, or be part of the resistance?
I mean, they always raise at least a few red flags.
(x-post from shittydebatecommunism)
Labor Day.
They both got rid of Bourbon!
I told my wife "the world doesn't revolve around our daughter".
She asked "why?"
"Because she's our daughter, not our sun."
But now that it's over I feel much Les MisΓ©rables.
β¦ or heads will roll !
"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."
The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"
He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.
"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."
The man continues to keep his cool.
"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"
He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.
"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.
The spy smirks.
"But I still think you American spy."
The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.
He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"
The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.
The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.
After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.
In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."
The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.
"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"
The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."
It's called 'The Fault in our Tsars'.
And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".
I Dad Joked My Dad.
I'M THE REVOLUTION
They wouldn't stop talking about their New Years Revolutions.
... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.
We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.
Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?
Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.
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