French revolution puns?

I only have one.

The Americans supported the cause of the French Revolution, but not the execution.

Puns off the names Robespierre, Saint Just, etc especially requested.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iggypopstesticle
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...

I’m starting to think they’re Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockwood-studios
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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The revolution died
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πŸ‘€︎ u/faix_pass
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What do you do when there's worldwide revolution going on?

You just call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deadDrifters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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The French Revolution was a-head of it's time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jebus_Crispy_2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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cycle, gyration, reel, revolution, rotation, run, spin, trundling, turn, twirl, undulation, whirl

Synonym roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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This email from Revolut about Brexit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CautiousLlama_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Thanks for this, Revolut!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/partypre
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why did the ticks lead a revolution?

because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/am_sphee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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TIL: During the American Revolution, George III didn’t even bother to leave the couch.

He was sofa king comfortable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Did you hear about the broom revolution?

It's sweeping the nation off its feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confused_abyss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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A French nobleman's estate was destroyed during the French Revolution.

The results were chΓ’teau-strophic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sonbulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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I made a new years revolution..

Because I'm turning my life around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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There's a Revolution going on in Electric Power Generation

The question is: do you want to be leading the charge, or be part of the resistance?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dredmorbius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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If communism is so good, then why are communist revolutions always so suspicious?

I mean, they always raise at least a few red flags.

(x-post from shittydebatecommunism)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armjob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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What did children used to celebrate on their date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place?

Labor Day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valjayson3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?

They both got rid of Bourbon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Franklin413
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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World Revolution

I told my wife "the world doesn't revolve around our daughter".

She asked "why?"

"Because she's our daughter, not our sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerroristOgre
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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I really hated the French Revolution

But now that it's over I feel much Les MisΓ©rables.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Stop making French Revolution jokes

… or heads will roll !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Biff brings the music revolution thebookofbiff.com/2012/06…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathbyChiasmus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2012
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Did you hear about John Green's new book set in the Russian revolution?

It's called 'The Fault in our Tsars'.

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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I told my Dad to Chill,, and he said, "I'm Chill"

And i said, "I thought You Were Dad".

I Dad Joked My Dad.

I'M THE REVOLUTION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrianGarfield
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I had my French cousins over for dinner last night.

They wouldn't stop talking about their New Years Revolutions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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The anthill was up for its regular winter stockpiling preparations...

... The queen ant had had the ants organized into battalions specialized to collect specific items. So the sugar ants were to collect sugar, jaggery ants jaggery, cereal ants cereals, and so on. However, all were given a strict instruction - nobody was to take even a single pea from humans in any case. Why? The queen didn't want a peas-ant revolution happening.

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My Western Civ teacher pulled out this one

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherewasmybrain
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI β€˜s head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
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I was reading the history of the French Revolution, and just found out what happened to Louis XVI 's head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skylly100
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