Restraining Order Puns

A list of puns related to "Restraining Order"

My barista didn’t filter my coffee right. I issued her a restraining order.
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👤︎ u/golubeerji
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.

Beanstalked is a serious matter.

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👤︎ u/VateauxII
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My wife just gave me a restraining order..

Who knew there was an incorrect way to use a colander....

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does a restraining order

I tried okay

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👤︎ u/Zi657
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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I wanted to write a joke about restraining orders.

This is as close as I could get though.

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👤︎ u/asbestos_fingers
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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Why did the milk get a restraining order against the grocer?

It said he was a stocker.

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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I took a shit today

The dude who i took it from got a restraining order

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👤︎ u/bllop-a-doop
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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I draw puns and make friends guess them. Thought r/puns might like them too. Post your guess in the comments! imgur.com/QJ4Cykf
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👤︎ u/tiggidytom
📅︎ Nov 10 2015
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Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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My brother has the heart of a lion

And a restraining order from a zoo.

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👤︎ u/AngryAggron22
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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I tried to keep following my dreams.

Unfortunately, my dreams filed a restraining order last night.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 02 2018
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My girlfriend really got me with this one.

A restraining order.

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👤︎ u/bridgeheadprod
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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My pasta was kinda wet and drippy at the restaurant...

...so i asked the waitress for a restraining order.

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👤︎ u/from_dust
📅︎ May 21 2015
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