Renamed Puns

A list of puns related to "Renamed"

A rancher died and left his cattle ranch to his boys. They renamed it Focus Ranch...

because “focus” is where the sun’s rays meet.

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👤︎ u/zu-den-sternen
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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They renamed the charger for the iphone.

Now they just call it apple juice.

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👤︎ u/FartyMcFry89
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
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👤︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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“Rigor mortis” should be renamed “die hard”
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👤︎ u/Tooting-Orca
📅︎ Mar 12 2021
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Our friend Chuck hasn’t contacted us for months, so we renamed him Huck.

Because long time no C.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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👤︎ u/scooterscuzz
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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👤︎ u/jolindbe
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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I renamed my IPod to Titanic.

It’s syncing.

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👤︎ u/That-One-Person2
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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It used to be called Swordsylvania, but the mightier Penns took over and renamed it Pennsylvania.
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👤︎ u/Gullies
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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That new caffeinated water should be renamed as H2Joe
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👤︎ u/maryclaireee7
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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What should the share button on Reddit be renamed to ?

Spreddit

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👤︎ u/TheNightFox24
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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👤︎ u/alexrazz93
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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Push-ups should be renamed to "kneel arm-strong"
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👤︎ u/sozthisoneistakentoo
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the road get renamed "Hipster Avenue?"

Because it was too main Street.

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👤︎ u/Leonidas0423
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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I renamed the router

I installed a new router at our home and of course it is only prudent to rename the SSID to something other than the default. I named it "BasicallyASeriesOfTubes".

Which, when I explained it to the family, I showed them an iPad connected to

>The Internet, which is BasicallyASeriesOfTubes.

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👤︎ u/iamonlyoneman
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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A show about nuclear science is renamed to "get with" the youth.

Its new name is "Rad Rads."

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👤︎ u/maaru-chan
📅︎ Nov 28 2015
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I renamed my IPod "Titanic"

It's syncing as we speak.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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I renamed my iPod 'Titanic'.

It's Syncing now...

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👤︎ u/xConflict
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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