They’re calling it The Two Tires
They're gonna call it Rocky Balboa Constrictor
Too bad I won't be able to see it.
There can only be Juan.
Harrison Fjord.
Chewtobacca
The antagonist was Hans Grouper
You can call it "Caterpillar"
It's our Moo-LAN party!
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....
rolling in the dough.With Avengers
It looks like most calculations will be done in the Cloud.
an army of clones of the most hated celebrities attack hollywood.
Remaking due to spelling error.
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
Of course I have. It's everywhere you look.
Piiig
It works better in speech...
Unfortunately, the main actor was a little wooden.
So I had a table say they had a hair in their food. I went and apologized and said I would remake it immediately. I brought it out to the table and I told them the secret ingredient I used this time was NAIR. The dad laughed, the mom groaned, and the kid asked what NAIR was, the mom said it was "Hair Remover". The look on the kid's face when she recognized the joke was amazing.... Best shift of my life.
Watching TV at my parent's house with my wife a couple of weeks ago.
Commercial comes on advertising the Apocalypse now movie, my dad mentions it and then says
Dad: that was a good movie, did you guys ever see it?
Wife: nope, never seen it!
Dad: oh you should watch it, then watch the remake of it they made a few years later, they re-cast the whole movie with only black people. pauses for dramatic moment It's called A-packa-lips-now
Wife: what...
Awkward pause for maybe two seconds, I chuckled, my mom rolled her eyes and then my wife finally got it.
She nearly died laughing
To preface, we work at a coffee shop. A somewhat picky customer comes up and orders a 16 ounce chai tea latte, with soy milk. My coworker tells me all of this, and that the customer would like the drink at exactly 140°F. I make the drink, and call it out to be picked up: "16 ounce soy milk chai!"
My coworker comes over and says, "Hopefully she likes it, I've had to remake her drink a couple times before." I replied with:
"Well I certainly chai-ed soy hard when I made it."
Eye rolling and groans all around while I grinned ear to ear.
...and it had a full bar. My table ordered a Mojito. I rung it up, bartender made it, and I gave it to the table. They didn't like it, said something was off (bartender got recipe wrong). I took it back to the bartender and said, can you remake this, they want Mojito not Lesshito!! God I hope I become a dad some day.
There can be only Juan
