Reduced Fraction Puns

A list of puns related to "Reduced Fraction"

I finally realized that my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

And probably only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 29 2022
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Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.

I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her. Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....

One Whole

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👤︎ u/_Soter_
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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Today is 4/20

Isn't it just January 5th for people who can't reduce fractions?

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👤︎ u/Nick30075
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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I just realized my wife left me because of my obsession with reducing fractions.

Oh well, hindsight is 1.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 15 2019
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