Record Store Puns

It was his vinyl resting place

I tried to get a refund. But I couldn't get my NickleBack.

So he put in a Rush order!

All I could say was "Pia - no"

All sales are vinyl.

They have record sales every year

And I couldn't decide between 2112 and Moving Pictures. So I decided to go home and think about it for awhile.

I didn't want to make any Rush decisions.

It seemed a reasonable question, him being a professional boxer and all.

So I can tell every customer that all sales are vinyl.

...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".

No matter what, you'll have record sales every year.

I used to work at a record store in my younger years (read: my 20's). Im working with my friend Tony and the store is dead. A guy walks in and approaches the counter where we are both standing. After the usual greeting, the guy asks "Where do y'all keep the Little Feat". Without missing a beat, I say "in little shoes." I break out laughing, while Tony says "it's right over here in pop. I'll show you". I continued to laugh for about 20 minutes.

Also, no one ever finds this funny. It still makes me chuckle.

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

...they had record sales every year.

Creds: @FortWorth_SEC