Recieve Puns

A plaque

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

women on the phone asks:

• "is (mother) home?"
• dad: "no, she just ran off"
• women: "oh, ok"

I dont think she got it.

edit: This is actually funnier how he said it in dutch (our native language). his words were "ze heeft ze benen genomen" which literally means " she has taken the legs".

He was outstanding in his field!

What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

Supplies!

So I'm at a Christmas party with my girlfriend and her little cousin recieved a watch for a present. I have the watch in my hand and he goes reaching for it saying "come on I don't have time for this."