What award does a Dentist recieve?

A plaque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HelixFossil88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Florentino Perez hits blunt and recieves a check from an Arab..

Perez : Bruh, it's like we're Riyal Madrid now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amf44
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2016
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My dad recieved a phone call from the magazine "Runner's World"

women on the phone asks:

  • "is (mother) home?"
  • dad: "no, she just ran off"
  • women: "oh, ok"

I dont think she got it.

edit: This is actually funnier how he said it in dutch (our native language). his words were "ze heeft ze benen genomen" which literally means " she has taken the legs".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireflaai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2015
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Did you here about the scarecrow that recieved an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Have_A_Chode
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Parting is such sweet sorrow.

What did the bald man exclaim when he had recieved a comb for a present?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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They start young

So I'm at a Christmas party with my girlfriend and her little cousin recieved a watch for a present. I have the watch in my hand and he goes reaching for it saying "come on I don't have time for this."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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