What does a liar do when he is dead?

He lies still.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ussii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2022
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My wife made Ratatouille

I said to my daughter "know what they call it if you go back for seconds?

Her: oh no ...

Me: rata-three-ille

Her: throws napkin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegasman20002
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2022
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So we got two rats for my little sister and my dad wanted to name them.

He called the first one 'rata-one-ee' and the other 'Ratatouille'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smeagol260
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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Have you seen Ratatouille yet?

I haven't even seen Rata-one-y!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safetymatches87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2016
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