I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .
It was just one ting after another.
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
I quit my job at the IRS.
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because
too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.
quit loafing around, i have a plane to get to
You should quit while you're a head
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...
When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!
I quit drinking for good!
Now I only drink for bad!
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
Our toilet quit working.
Me: Our toilet quit working.
Wife: What?! We need that to work.
Me: Yeah. It said it was tired of my shit.
Sorry if this is a repost. I just thought of this (on the toilet of course) and I think my wife may leave me over it.
I used to work at a cutlery store, but I quit
How did the pirate quit smoking?
I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...
... I found the work oft-putting.
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
I walked into my son’s room and saw him rage quit a video game.
Why did the programmer quit his job?
because he didn't get arrays.
I quit my job today as a sign writer.
I could see the writing was on the wall.
My best friend quit sailing recently
Not long after, he took up drowning
The guy who colors the cloth quit my uncle's factory without warning.
All day long my cat lazes around the house, saying he is hurt. I told him to quit being a hypochondriac
but he just keeps saying "me ow"
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didn’t have any backing !
This morning, after a long night of binging, I got out of bed and looked in the mirror. I saw my haggard, worn-out body and overcome with emotion I realised that for the sake of my family I had to quit cold turkey.
Why did the cow farmer quit?
He was tired of smelling dairy air
Ever since the kraken quit smoking..
I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...
Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
Why did the skateboarder quit?
I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
My brother just quit his job as a can crusher
Because it was soda pressing.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
What is the most effective way to quit being vegan?
Today I quit drinking for good
Now I only drink for evil
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
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