Pungents Puns

A list of puns related to "Pungents"

What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?

A pungent pun gent.

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👤︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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What do you call a British guy when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play?

PunGent

Tried posting in Dad jokes sub and I guess it was the wrong place for a triple pun.

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👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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When a dad joke really stinks,

it’s pungent

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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What to you call a gentleman with bad hygiene that loves to tell puns?

Pungent

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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Just bought a new bottle of the official aftershave of r/dadjokes

It’s Pungent.

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👤︎ u/procrastiprov
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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A man was driving a salt truck over an icy road...

when he realized he ran out of salt. He called up HQ and said " We need one Morton."

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👤︎ u/siddis76
📅︎ Mar 03 2016
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Pun-ishing rant to those who think puns aren't funny, for them to use as an example.

I wanna punt all the spunky diction pundits, that attempt to expunge the joy from punsters, right in their puny footballs. They're punks who attempt to puncture holes in our word play, finding it punitive to their, self described, punticulously crafted humor. The pungent smell of their looming punishment is in the air . Now is the punctual time to place the punctuation on this punchline.

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👤︎ u/RickToThaDiculous
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call a man when he has good manners, bad hygiene, and an affinity for word play.

Pungent.

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👤︎ u/justdontknowwhattopu
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call a stinky dad?

Pungent

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👤︎ u/vfxslave
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call a dad joke that really stinks?

Pungent.

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👤︎ u/pthlalo_blue
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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