People say, "Why do you have so many kids?" I say,

"because we don't own a pullout couch."

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girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.

GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"

Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"

GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"

ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"

My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.

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