A list of puns related to "Puckered"
Because they don't want their lips to stick.
My five year old came running over to me with his lips puckered. I stopped him and asked what he's doing. His reply: "son kiss," and started giggling.
My kid is out-dadjoking me.
Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?
Because if it was small, pink and puckered it would be an ass hole.
Like what the fuck?
Fig Puckers
I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one
I told my dad the joke "If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic." He said, if life gives you great melons, date em. If life throws in a great personality, pucker up and get married.
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