A list of puns related to "Protonate"
... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
Proton: What's the charge
Lawyer:Positive
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Because it was charged with a crime
Spark me daddy
An electron walks up to the proton and says, “Hey! Stay positive!”
They stay positive no matter what..
They're both protons.
" Why so negative bro?"
"Up and atom!"
A proton walks into a hotel and the bellhop asked if he had any luggage. The proton relied, “No, I’m traveling light. “
"You're out of your element!"
They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.
They're Catholic, you see.
(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)
Two electrons are talking to each other
The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"
The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"
Two women were sitting quietly.
I just had lost a tennis match and my dad promptly walks over, and looks me in the eyes and says "Protons." Then he walked away...
Teacher:Ok class, today we will be learning about protons.
Class:...
Teacher: I know this seems boring, but learn to be like a proton and stay positive!
Class: cringe
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
And he says: "New TRON? As opposed to the pro TRON?" ^(neutron / proton )
My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.
See how the basic unit is a photon? It has the same '-on' ending as other basic units - like electron, neutron, proton. Now what's the basic unit of sociology?
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A pers-on.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
I had no clue they were Catholic!
I didn't even know they were Catholic
I didn't know protons were Catholic.
"No, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
Me- I meet an interesting person the other day
Her- Oh, ok?
Me- Turns out he runs a school
Her- Not too interesting so far...
Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons
Her- umm, sorry, what?
Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?
eyeroll intensifies
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