I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Shameless self-promotion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdenSteden22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!

I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!

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I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...

I am now a counter-terrorism officer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E420CDI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing for when I am (should be in about 20 years)

Me: "I've been getting better at biking with no hands"

Mum: "That's a handy skill"

Me: "Actually it's a no handy skill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toothpik556
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I got a promotion at the ladder company

You could say I’m stepping up in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why did the waitress get promoted?

She brought a lot to the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diznogame
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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A French guy was telling his American friend how he just had got a promotion...

"Nice" - the American guy said. Then the French guy replied:

"What does my hometown has to do with it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigadude17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why did the milk bottle get a promotion?

Because it was a liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_crassicornis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesogra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomHopeless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Whole Foods is using anime to promote healthy snacks for kids.

Their first product is 'My Hero Macadamia.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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An online community promoting men's sexual health called, "testismonials"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/muskan92
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/megabits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field ⭐

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaikumar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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R.I.P
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why does Pepsi never promote Country music?

Because it’s not Pop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHPWarrior
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I may get fired or promoted... not sure...

My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.

Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."

Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."

Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anix421
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.

Another season, another bad crop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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It's safe to assume that, once someone rises to the rank of Colonel, they will continue to be promoted.

Though I guess that's just a generalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DthAlchemist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.

If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The producers of John Wick 3 should come out with a line of promotional sented bathroom candles.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xilban
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.

I'm the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talldean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.

I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmamountain
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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What happened to the Frito-Lay employee whose coworker got unfairly promoted?

He ended up getting a chip on his shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why was scarecrow promoted? reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Imagine, what it takes to be promoted as transport officer?

Suppose, you'd have to go the distance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b_33
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I was promoted at the farm I work at......

I am now the CIEIO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What is an archeologist

Someone whose career is in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montymuncher
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I was going to receive a promotion at work soon so I bought the book "What to Expect When You're Expecting" to help me find out what to expect.

It turns out that the book was not what I expected at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A colon got a promotion at work.

They call him the ascending colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Did you see the new 711 promotion?

bring a gun and everything is free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGuyInInternet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the butcher not get promoted?

He didn’t make the cut!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukeboxer64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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I have Promotional Bracelets to hand out at my comic shop, but people can't let the police see...

They're Contraband

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coffeegorilla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.

Everyone was taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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I'm sick of having products promoted to me everywhere I go.

I'm ad nauseous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Did you hear about the monkey's promotion?

He's the new branch manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanthomas29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My grandparents disowned me after I joined the trades as a brick-layer.

They eventually reconciled after I got a promotion, but still consider me as a meh-son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFootV519
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Just got promoted and moved to a single person office at work.

β€œOffices are for squares” -friend

β€œThat’s weird. Mine is one square. Four walls though” - me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mawbster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...

Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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The Creators Of Super Mario Bros Are Teaming Up With Bread Companies To Promote Their Products...

...TheyΒ΄re calling the plan ninten-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPurpleBluBlu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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My financial advisor just told me, β€œI’m sorry to say, but all of your assets are Frozen.”

..”Why did you buy so many DVDs of the same movie?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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In my mission to promote medical marijuana amongst marine birds,

I shall leave no tern unstoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedantichrist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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I may get promoted or demoted for this one.

I was at work and saw my manager walking around with a clock.

I lick my lips,

My muscles tighten,

All I hear is my heartbeat.

My manager and I make eye contact. The words come out almost instantly:

"Looks like you've got a lot of time on your hands, sir."

He maintains eye contact for a second and walks away, but I could hear his soul groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotVampire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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Jazz music is evil.

It promotes sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoviQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Variations on Cake by the Ocean

Having dessert in Professor Snape's class? That's
Cake by the potion

Having dessert while moisturizing your skin?
Cake by the lotion

Having dessert in limine?
Cake by the motion (mine)

Having dessert along with kinetic force?
Cake by the motion (my daughter)

Having dessert while dividing it?
Cake by the quotient

Having dessert while you blow things up?
Cake by the explosion

Having dessert while you come up with an idea?
Cake by the notion

Having dessert while watching chaos?
Cake by the commotion

Having dessert next to someone who is getting a new job? Hopefully it's
Cake by the promotion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedtired
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What my father said after the cashier asked him if he'd like to donate $1 to promote literacy

"No thanks I already know how to read"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AloeRP
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2015
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I got promoted for being lazy at the kitchen factory.

I was being especially counter-productive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2014
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My daughter jumped onto my lap and proclaimed "Daddy, I'm bored."

I am so glad to get this promotion to become the chair man of the bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

Because he was out-standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchWho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...

it would be a bohemian rap city.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddidendrite
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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I was doing promotion work and handing out chocolates

Approached a middle aged couple and as I was handing the man some he gave me his best Al Bundy impression

Me: "Any allergies?" Man points to his wife "only to her"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maithancailin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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"This is the seventh time in three years that you are appearing in front of me," said the judge, "What do you have to say for yourself?" "But your honor," came the reply,

"It's surely not my fault that you haven't been promoted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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The Cheerio story

So once upon a time, there was a planet shaped like a cheerio. A small moon made of milk or tied the planet, going through the center of the donut shaped world. On this planet, lived an interesting species. They acted and lived similarly to us humans? But looked just like large Cheerios (with footings hands and feet like miis) Within this society there were levels of Cheerios: original, honey nut, and finally frosted. The originals were the backbone of the economy, doing the herd labor while the honey nuts ran the businesses and the frosted Cheerios (the top of the top) led the world. Our story today focuses on a single Cheerio. Born into an original Cheerio family, this lad learned the hard way how to work. From a young age, he was forced to get a job in the local milk refinery, where his dad worked. He grew up, and soon had a family of his own. His wife, son, and daughter all worked hard, but were happy. One day walking home from school, the kids found a runaway honey nut Cheerio pup, and decided to keep him. It wasn’t much, but it inspired our little Cheerio friend here. One day, he got fed up with taking orders, and demanded a raise. His entire family has worked in this one factory for three generations, and he wanted to move up in the world, not just for him but also his kids. His old boss however, did not have the power to promote this Cheerio, and he was forced to make a life changing decision: he would go to the refinery company and use every penny in the family savings account (under the bed) to try and get a higher position. After waiting on line for over a week, his appoint was finally here. After bickering and bargaining for hours, the refinery company boss saw a spark in this lad’s eye. He agreed to give this Cheerio a promotion to the honored honey nut glaze in exchange for everything this man owned, including the family’s prized honey nut dog. Was it worth it? Well pretty soon he owned his own milk refinery and was able to breed his own honey nut dogs, so yes, yes it was. Owning and operating the refinery went smoothly. Milk was transported from the moon to the planet using space busses, and the milk itself was funneled down to the refineries using large straws. After the milk was ready to drink, it was shipped off to be sold. He was happy working here, but eventually he realized it wasn’t enough. This Cheerio, once a simple original Cheerio wanted to follow the β€œAmerican dream” and do the best he could. He wanted to become a frosted Ch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackcrackaman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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OJ Simpson joined Twitter...

...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alltime75
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Early morning work groans are the best groans

A little too proud of this one...

So I’m on my usual Tuesday morning conference call with a bunch of vendors, coworkers, bosses, etc...

With his dog barking in the background one of my bosses chimes in and says β€œJust so you all know, I’m on the call but I’m outside right now having my roof looked at so I might be a little distracted”.

I couldn’t resist... With the instincts of a wild puma plotting against it’s poor defenseless prey, I pounce...

β€œIs your dog lookin at it?

Cuz he keeps saying ROOF!!! ROOF ROOF!!!”

I was immediately rewarded with a spectacular cacophony of groans and β€œthat was awful”’s... It was glorious. I’m pretty sure I’ll get another promotion for it.

EDIT: So... no promotion... but in a pure, hilarious coincidence, I actually DID just get the news that I'm finally getting that raise they promised me at my last review. Too fuckin funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OreoGaborio
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Not to brag, but I’m doing very well in my job at the bike making factory.

I just got promoted to spokesperson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Nectarines are peaches without fuzz. Alopecia is hair loss. So...

Are Nectarines Alo-peaches?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikegar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...

When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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If at first you don't succeed...

You'll likely be promoted into management.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I hope I don't get banned from Reddit if I were to start subs related to toboggans, fedoras, beanies, caps, visors, sombreros, etc.

Because then I'd be promoting hat groups.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Did you hear about the corn cob that joined the army?

It was promoted to kernel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viking2fi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why was scarecrow promoted?

He was outstanding in the field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvm91
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipkoekjes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huntegowk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwilson1410
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow that got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deeman_27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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I got a promotion at the farm

I'm the new CIEIO

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lard_Larry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Why did the cow get a promotion?

Why did the cow get a promotion?

She was outstanding in her field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonkeyKwong7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoHerd43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Why was the scarecrow promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckyluke000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDakka13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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I'm happy I'm getting a promotion at work, but sad I'm going to have to shave my beard.

It really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

It was outstanding in its field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclepeeler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cxariio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was Outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PureNamikaze
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at work?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozes57
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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What's your worst funniest dad joke?

I'm taking a new job and moving to a new state. I throw out dad jokes whenever I can. I want to leave our work group chat with a great send off. What's your worst, but funniest dad joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GBman37
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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You know why the scarecrow got a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RompiendoMal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Today I got my dad and a job promotion.

>Me: Dad, I just got a new job and the only applicants were me, myself, and I.

>Dad: So you were the best candidate.

>Me: Well no, Me and Myself declined the job, so of course I took it.

I am to young to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krustic13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeah_MeToo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2013
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My friend just got a job at a gardening company

I wonder if he gets any leave time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingcp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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