Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone 🎵"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...
They’re practically begging to be silenced.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
Advertising catered to my tastes
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
I don’t get why minute rice advertises that it’s “minute”.
It’s just as small as other rice.
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
Because at 99¢ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
Using chromosomes in advertising
because you know, sex cells
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
Advertisements are a gold mine
I saw an advertisement that read: “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.”
I thought to myself, “I can’t turn that down!"
Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave
But Yul never wore Cologne
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
Why don’t company advertise on The Hulk?
After all he’s a big banner.
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?
What if pigs could fly?
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?
Turns out they always Round Up.
I'm saddened to announce that due a recent warehose fire, I'm going to have to scrap my plans for a road side advertisement museum.
I really should have seen it coming. All the signs were there.
Can someone tell me why they haven’t put The Hulk on advertisements?
I mean, isn’t he just a giant Banner?
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
Idk why Marvel hasn’t tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?
He's basically a giant banner
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