Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?
"Get yo' free cone π΅"
(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call an advertisement for the Catholic Church?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
i don't know why marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the hulk.....
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
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︎ Nov 23 2020
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, Iβll hold up a jar and say, βThis is my jam!β
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...
Theyβre practically begging to be silenced.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project youβre working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you call a hobbit that works in advertising ?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Trying to Advertise to the Zoomers
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Advertising catered to my tastes
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︎ May 17 2020
I just bought a bed that was advertised as making you fall asleep in under 5 minutes. It didn't work.
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︎ May 13 2020
i got a good one..: how did the non-profit sex worker advertise herself??
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What do you call a man named Jason standing by an advertisement?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
I donβt get why minute rice advertises that itβs βminuteβ.
Itβs just as small as other rice.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
You canβt spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
If I advertise old grapes, is that raisin awareness?
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︎ May 17 2020
fine enough, self advertisement? i think not.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Drove past a cafe which was doing advertising an "All day breakfast"
I thought "I don't have time for that"
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Targeted Advertising
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
Because at 99Β’ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
Using chromosomes in advertising
because you know, sex cells
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︎ Dec 13 2019
How do you advertise a efficient shear ?
"This is cutting hedge technology".
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Advertisements are a gold mine
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I saw an advertisement that read: βTelevision for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.β
I thought to myself, βI canβt turn that down!"
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︎ May 04 2017
Liverpool FC once tried to get Yul Brinner to advertise their aftershave
But Yul never wore Cologne
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Who is this band, "Many More"? I always hear them advertised at festivals but I don't think I've ever heard one of their songs
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why donβt company advertise on The Hulk?
After all heβs a big banner.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Quality advertising
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︎ Mar 03 2019
If Tom Cruise and Terry Crews sold tickets for a meet and greet on a Ship headed for Mexico, they'd advertise the Cruise-Crews Cruise to Veracruz.
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︎ Jun 12 2018
Good to see my firewall is working as advertised.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Every time i stop at a stop sign or stop light, i always hear advertisements for things
God, how i hate commercial brakes
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︎ Sep 23 2019
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
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︎ Sep 23 2019
How do bakeries that sell dairy products advertise themselves?
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︎ Aug 24 2019
What if pigs could fly?
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Ever wonder why weed killer doesn't kill as many weeds as advertised?
Turns out they always Round Up.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
I'm saddened to announce that due a recent warehose fire, I'm going to have to scrap my plans for a road side advertisement museum.
I really should have seen it coming. All the signs were there.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Can someone tell me why they havenβt put The Hulk on advertisements?
I mean, isnβt he just a giant Banner?
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︎ Oct 06 2018
Why hasn't marvel put advertisements on the hulk?
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I don't get why Marvel didn't put advertisements on the Hulk
He's essentially a giant banner
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I don't know why Marvel hasn't decided to put advertisements on Hulk...
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on Hulk...
He's basically a giant banner.
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Idk why Marvel hasnβt tried to put advertisements on Hulk.
He is essentially a giant banner.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
Why don't they put advertisements on the hulk?
He's basically a giant banner
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︎ Mar 26 2019
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