Pyrex of the Caribbean
A Fudgina.
The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."
All I see is two lips.
A tractor
He kept things pretty low key.
I need to stop beating around the bush.
Put a wing on it
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
He wanted to appear in Corporeal form!
Mom was freaking out that we ate all the apples.
"I just bought them, yesterday!! It's not like they..."
"...grow in trees?" Dad finished.
All of us kids were cracking up and dad is now having a private talk with mom.
Me (husband): I agree. This should be kept private.
Wife: groan...
A private tutor
He asked "Any Chess?"
So I said no, I'd rather go private.
I can't imagine how much money he must be shilling out.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
Apparently it is private.
Thank you for your cervix.
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
Now he flies commercial.
He turned to me and said, "Parwiovradte."
A duck-tective!
The Private Investigator get's paid, and the stalker is pursuing his passion.
A private tutor
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.
Dad: Don't answer it. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
Because-a, it's-a diary-a.
"I think that I prefer the name 'corporal', instead."
But my mum still owns the rest of the jacuzzi.
She’s a private tooter
A private investigator.
Can anyone help? There’s a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and he’s driving me mad with constant private messages. Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet. Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.
A clitical thinker.
He was a private tutor.
