A list of puns related to "Principles Of Philosophy"
A horse walks into a bar and orders ten beers which he quickly downs. The bartender says, "Wow – don’t you think you’re drinking too much?" The horse ponders for a minute and then responds, “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.
At this point philosophy students reading this joke start to snicker, being familiar with philosopher Rene Decartes' first principle: "I think, therefore I am."
The rest of us might have wished for some mention of this principle right at the start. But that would have been putting Descartes before the horse.
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