Pretenses Puns

A list of puns related to "Pretenses"

I bought an early copy of Treasure Island on DVD on the pretense it was about a fisherman.

Turns out it was a pirate

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👤︎ u/talonsofthehallowed
📅︎ Nov 24 2022
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What is the difference between a vase (pronounced “vayce”) and a vase (prounounced vahhhse”)?

About $5000.

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👤︎ u/hypnotoad-28
📅︎ Sep 03 2022
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Where can a monkey get a prosthetic tail?

From the pretense aisle

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Feb 18 2017
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