A list of puns related to "Preform"
I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody
It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.
After about 2 hours of watching this guy, he's about to end the show, he says "On the Count of 3, I shall disappear". I watch in awe as he counts, "Uno, Dos..." and then poof! Just like that, he's gone without a Tres.
Plastic surgery!
So I said they'll have to preform for me sometime
And after he preformed his tricked he ended by saying βtie-dyeβ
He says, "I'll be disapearing on the count of three." He counts Uno, Dos, and disapears without a Tres. (read tres with an american accent)
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
A Mexican magician is about to preform a trick in front of his audience. He says "I'm going to disappear on the count of three... uno... dos..." and he disappears without a "tres"!
We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said
"When I die I want to be DADified"
Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-
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