My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cheezzlez
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Just saw the star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend preform in London for the first and (maybe) only time.

It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkiingOtter
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I was watching a Spanish magician preform

After about 2 hours of watching this guy, he's about to end the show, he says "On the Count of 3, I shall disappear". I watch in awe as he counts, "Uno, Dos..." and then poof! Just like that, he's gone without a Tres.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Elroe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2018
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What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/keeks_92
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The battle raged on for almost a yarrr
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Davebelieves
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I asked my mom and dad what they were doing downstairs, they said they were wrapping

So I said they'll have to preform for me sometime

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SenarioStudent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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A magician preformed a trick where he magically splashed colors all over a blank white shirt

And after he preformed his tricked he ended by saying β€œtie-dye”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/You_Shall__Not_Pass
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2019
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A mexican magician says he will be preforming a magic trick...

He says, "I'll be disapearing on the count of three." He counts Uno, Dos, and disapears without a Tres. (read tres with an american accent)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cruztrbl_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2018
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A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...

He yells "UNO!"

The crowd falls silent in anticipation.

"DOS!"

Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.

Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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Friend's dad told us this one yesterday

A Mexican magician is about to preform a trick in front of his audience. He says "I'm going to disappear on the count of three... uno... dos..." and he disappears without a "tres"!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ecapitt818
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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkspade1
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benjernon
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