My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheezzlez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Just saw the star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend preform in London for the first and (maybe) only time.

It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkiingOtter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I was watching a Spanish magician preform

After about 2 hours of watching this guy, he's about to end the show, he says "On the Count of 3, I shall disappear". I watch in awe as he counts, "Uno, Dos..." and then poof! Just like that, he's gone without a Tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elroe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What's the most common type of surgery preformed at the Lego hospital?

Plastic surgery!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keeks_92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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The battle raged on for almost a yarrr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davebelieves
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I asked my mom and dad what they were doing downstairs, they said they were wrapping

So I said they'll have to preform for me sometime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenarioStudent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A magician preformed a trick where he magically splashed colors all over a blank white shirt

And after he preformed his tricked he ended by saying β€œtie-dye”

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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A mexican magician says he will be preforming a magic trick...

He says, "I'll be disapearing on the count of three." He counts Uno, Dos, and disapears without a Tres. (read tres with an american accent)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cruztrbl_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...

He yells "UNO!"

The crowd falls silent in anticipation.

"DOS!"

Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.

Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Friend's dad told us this one yesterday

A Mexican magician is about to preform a trick in front of his audience. He says "I'm going to disappear on the count of three... uno... dos..." and he disappears without a "tres"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ecapitt818
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2015
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Dad dropped this one on us after supper

We were talking about after people die they either get buried or cremated and I told him that in ancient Egypt some people preformed self mummification. Then my dad said

"When I die I want to be DADified"

Explanation: (MUMmified but he's a dad so DADified) -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkspade1
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2014
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjernon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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