He was rooted in place and couldn’t leaf.
"a watched pot never boils"
Is that-a pear on-a plant?
Because the steaks couldn't be any higher.
They are probably trying to take advantage of the urned income tax credit
A guy walks into a bar carrying a potted plant and orders a beer. "What've you got there?" the bartender asks. "It's a Venus flytrap. But I think it's defective, do you want it?" the guy tells the bartender. "What's wrong with it?" the bartender asks. "When I bought it, the label said that the plant will 'Eat bugs and flies,'" the guy replies. "That thing hasn't left its pot once."
Me: what is the study of plants called? Stepmom: its botany Dad: shouldn't it be "pot"any?
Me: (assembling boxes) i'll watch out for that plant.
Boss: yes please do, i've had that fern since it was just a sprout.
Me: awww. they grow up so fast.
Boss: yes. it'll probably start going to college soon.
Me: think it'll go to an... ivy league?
Boss: ...
Me: ...
Boss: ...
Me: ...so yeah I'll just pack these boxes and watch out for the plant.
Its been exceptionally windy today, so windy that it blew over one of our plant pots and broke it. The local news channel was discussing it. Then my mom quipped "Why aren't they in front of our house? We have breaking news right here!"
