Technically yesterday, it’s 1am and I can’t sleep giggling about it.
My husband had a vasectomy a few months back. He had to provide a sample for the lab to check it was successful. The pot and envelope has been on the kitchen side for a while. Today, I arrive home to find it sealed and waiting for me by the front door. I crack some jokes and off I go to do my part.
I drop it into the postbox, take a photo and send it to him. “Bye bye sperm or lack of sperm oh ho I’m so funny” - husband asks why I’m not at the post office. I shrugged it off. Only when I arrive home I discover the envelope was not pre paid, it had to be sent on a Tuesday latest to ensure it arrives still good.
So now, my husbands semen is on a mystery ride - with no postage paid. Probably circling around the postal system until it ends up abandoned in a pile somewhere of unpaid mail. I’m not sure if I can, or even how to retrieve it.
Now my poor poor husband is probably going to need to provide another sample, and I doubt I’ll be trusted to deliver the goods.
Tldr; posted semen after a vasectomy for testing. Didn’t pay postage. Have no idea where it will end up.
I will probably be leaving Switzerland for a year or so, and need to do something about my mail obviously I can stop it for 6 months apparently and then retrieve it, but any bills would probably go unpaid then which is bad. Is there any service (by post or otherwise) that is reliable and would make all my mail accessible online?
I then watched it burn from the end of the road. I was 11. Now I'm grown I understand the damage I caused and the potential that destroying so many letters has to ruin lives. I am deeply deeply ashamed and always will be, but at the time I didn't know any better and was showing off infront of my friends.
This is my first time confessing it.
Can I buy a £1.70 international standard label to Spain on the royal mail website, stick it on my letter and drop it off in the postbox at the corner of my street? Or do I need to go to the post office for this?