Pois Puns

A list of puns related to "Pois"

Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

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👤︎ u/husapida
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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What food can blind people not have?

Seafood

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👤︎ u/Starboard_
📅︎ Feb 08 2022
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Why did the Hawaiian pizza burn?

it needed to be on Aloha temperature

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👤︎ u/King_Yugo_Wakfu
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.

Gonna call it Poi, Son.

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👤︎ u/jarofcomics77
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Hawaii Puns

Hello punsters!

My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.

I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.

I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!

Thanks reddit!

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👤︎ u/flippinphil
📅︎ Sep 30 2012
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For their 50th anniversary, my parents went on vacation, but unfortunately, my dad got really ill. When they got back, I asked, "Dad, what made you so sick in Hawaii?" He laughed and said...

"Poi, son."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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