Ploughing Puns

A list of puns related to "Ploughing"

I’ve got a mate writing a tell all book about life in the snow plough business.

He says it will be a very gritty read.

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👤︎ u/Mulletboiiii
📅︎ Mar 30 2020
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The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, and ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces.

He didn’t want to get in trouble s o he stopped his truck got out and started to pick up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then he began fitting the pieces together. In less than 10 minutes, he had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new. The toll manager came up to him, impressed and said, “Wow you fixed that fast! What was that stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?”
“Oh”, said the man, “just a bit of Tollgate booth paste“

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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