What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 22 2020
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A tennis player was reported to be stalking his coach.

The tennis player admitted, and they seem to be on track for a smooth resolution. Upon being interviewed, the coach said: “I would have escalated this further, but he's a valuable student with a great arm, and I trust that there is no need for a wrist training order.”

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📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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My dad got me good as a kid...

I was told this belonged here..

When I was about 13 yrs old, I was playing basketball at the rec league by my house. During one of the games, an opponent was fouled. So we are lined up waiting for him to shoot his foul shots, and my coach sends in a substitute player for me. So I'm jogging towards the bench. When I get about 10-15ft away from the bench, I tripped and slide head-first into the bench. The whole gym let's out an, "ooohhh....", and just as it gets quiet, my dad stands up on the other side of the gym and like an umpire in baseball yells, "SAFE!"

After the game, I yelled at him for it. His response... "Hey, I could've called you 'out!'"

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👤︎ u/beer_knurd
📅︎ May 05 2015
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I'll see you in a week!

Saying bye to people after a basketball practice:

To a player - "I'll see you in a week, man"

To the coach who was standing beside him - "I'll see you in a strong, coach"

They didn't get it until a big smile came across my face and I repeated "weeek... Strong..."

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👤︎ u/izeekimoo
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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