I walk a lot and I've developed plantar fasciitis in my right heel

This condition is caused by inflammation of the plantar fascia along the bottom of your foot, and it can cause pretty intense heel pain.

After I got home from work last night I tried to soak my foot in some hot water. My wife saw me and said, "That isn't going to work..."

I said, "Hey! I am allowed to have my ache and heat it, too!"

She just stared at me for a moment, shook her head, and walked out of the room...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurkMcGill
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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When you realize it... it’s genius.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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Know why Mr. Peanut uses a cane?

Bad case of plantar warts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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Foot Injury

Think I got plantar fascitis while playing basketball, so I had to call up the orthopaedic doctor to set up an appointment.

Nurse: "You can just go to our Walk-In Clinic if you want to be seen today."

Me: "Walk-In Clinic? Isn't it more of a Hobble-In Clinic?"

Nurse: "..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natebrennan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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Just pulled a reverse dadjoke.

My dad and I went to pick some burgers up at the butcher shop, and there were flowers outside that were placed inside of boots, like this. I said, "That guy must have had a pretty severe case of plantar fasciitis.". He just smiled and walked into the store.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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