I keep getting accused of plagiarizing other redditor's jokes.

Their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robdingo36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2023
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A student got caught plagiarizing an essay during quarantine.

He was busted for pandemic dishonesty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowToFailAndWhy
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Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?

They went to jail because de stijl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tds8t7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I tried to pay cash at the plagiarism store,

But they only take credit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tattootom77
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I have, in fact, on my own, with no help from anyone, invented, get this... a word. And, if you must know, that word, get ready... is "Plagiarism"!

And that's what I call commady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslumber
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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20 MORE of the most popular dad jokes - for emergency use

Here's another 20 of the most popular dad jokes, geared for emergency situations where you quickly need a good dad joke.

  1. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
    He was just going through a stage.
  2. I invented a new word!
    Plagiarism.
  3. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
    Make me one with everything.
  4. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
    Aye matey.
  5. How does a rabbi make his coffee?
    Hebrews it.
  6. Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
    β€œGet out of here!” shouts the bartender. β€œWe don’t serve your type.”
  7. What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.
  8. How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it.
  9. Two artists had an art contest.
    It ended in a draw.
  10. What did one traffic light say to the other?
    Stop looking! I’m changing!
  11. I have a fear of speed bumps.
    But I am slowly getting over it.
  12. Rest in peace to boiling water.
    You will be mist.
  13. What’s Forest Gump’s password?
    1Forest1.
  14. What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
    The space bar.
  15. What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
    A chicken sees a salad.
  16. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
    There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
  17. How do you throw a space party?
    You planet.
  18. A woman in labor suddenly shouted, β€œShouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
    β€œDon’t worry,” said the doc. β€œThose are just contractions.”
  19. Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
    All of the fans left.
  20. What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
    Any dog, because buildings can’t jump.

NB: I curated these from a much longer list that was published by Reader's Digest, which is also why you see many of these appear regularly in this sub.

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I want a world without plagiarism

You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.

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I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistakes.

So she gave me a hug.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2023
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I plagiarized this joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Did you hear the one about plagiarism?

Actually, never mind. You won't get the references.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Extreme_Confusion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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I have been accused of plagiarism

I would have never thought to get in trouble for a word that I invented :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncreativeNoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2022
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A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.

But those are their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Yu-Gi-Oh has been accused of plagiarism by Coldplay

"Call It Magic" Said the band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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People say I plagiarized my jokes

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"

"Copy that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukelele_pancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day

As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Plagiarism;

getting in trouble for what someone else did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Wanna hear a word I made up?

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godsot_235
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music

He's in real treble now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPac
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My wife told me if I didn't stop listening to the Shrek soundtrack all day, she would divorce me. At first I thought she was kidding.

And then I saw her face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astroblema72
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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Self-plagiarism

Ya-plage-yaself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earnestsci
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.

It was a cite to behold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratboid314
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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This is so unfair! I was just expelled for plagiarism...

I got in trouble for something I didn’t do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loamawayfromloam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you call a zombie who stir fries

A dead man woking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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Why was the book accused of plagiarism?

It was a copybook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totallyfvckedup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I recently married a widow with kids.

She had 2 sons, a daughter, and a ladder.

I don’t mind having the step kids, but I hate that step ladder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Anxiety-5467
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2022
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I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism that’s infected Reddit

Plaguerism- the Read Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why’d the noodle get fined for his book?

He used an apastafee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serpent_Striker
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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I thought up of a groundbreaking invention.

A shovel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaminSlayer7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2022
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I was accused of plagiarism.

Their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok_Presence36
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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I just invented a new word.

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PixelatedNPC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2023
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I invented a new word

β€œPlagiarism”

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2023
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I've come up with a new word!

I call it plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananaboy65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2023
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I've been accused of plagiarism

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogyboogywoogy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism

But those are their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I just came up with a new word!

Plagiarism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxCWebster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2023
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Someone accused me of plagiarism....

That's their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncreativeNoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2022
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Many people accuse me of plagiarism...

But those were their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just2SpiteFranz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Plagiarism squad reporting for duty.

"Copy that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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I just invented a new word…

Plagiarism.

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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinny_vega
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2021
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Made up a new word today.

It's called plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ModernPrince
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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I came up with a new word.

I call it, plagiarism.

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