I keep getting accused of plagiarizing other redditor's jokes.
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︎ Jan 22 2023
A student got caught plagiarizing an essay during quarantine.
He was busted for pandemic dishonesty.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920βs German artistβs work?
They went to jail because de stijl.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I tried to pay cash at the plagiarism store,
But they only take credit.
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︎ Mar 03 2023
I have, in fact, on my own, with no help from anyone, invented, get this... a word. And, if you must know, that word, get ready... is "Plagiarism"!
And that's what I call commady
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20 MORE of the most popular dad jokes - for emergency use
Here's another 20 of the most popular dad jokes, geared for emergency situations where you quickly need a good dad joke.
- Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
- I invented a new word!
Plagiarism.
- What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
- What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
- How does a rabbi make his coffee?
Hebrews it.
- Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
βGet out of here!β shouts the bartender. βWe donβt serve your type.β
- What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
- How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
- Two artists had an art contest.
It ended in a draw.
- What did one traffic light say to the other?
Stop looking! Iβm changing!
- I have a fear of speed bumps.
But I am slowly getting over it.
- Rest in peace to boiling water.
You will be mist.
- Whatβs Forest Gumpβs password?
1Forest1.
- What is an astronautβs favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.
- What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
- Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Thereβs no menu: You get what you deserve.
- How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
- A woman in labor suddenly shouted, βShouldnβt! Wouldnβt! Couldnβt! Didnβt! Canβt!β
βDonβt worry,β said the doc. βThose are just contractions.β
- Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?
All of the fans left.
- What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog, because buildings canβt jump.
NB: I curated these from a much longer list that was published by Reader's Digest, which is also why you see many of these appear regularly in this sub.
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︎ May 10 2023
I want a world without plagiarism
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
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︎ Jul 02 2022
I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistakes.
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︎ Mar 15 2023
I plagiarized this joke.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Did you hear the one about plagiarism?
Actually, never mind. You won't get the references.
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︎ Mar 23 2022
I have been accused of plagiarism
I would have never thought to get in trouble for a word that I invented :(
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︎ Apr 29 2022
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.
But those are their words, not mine.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Yu-Gi-Oh has been accused of plagiarism by Coldplay
"Call It Magic" Said the band
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︎ Feb 17 2022
People say I plagiarized my jokes
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︎ Jan 07 2021
"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.
They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day
As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Plagiarism;
getting in trouble for what someone else did.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Wanna hear a word I made up?
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︎ Sep 15 2022
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music
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︎ Apr 17 2016
My wife told me if I didn't stop listening to the Shrek soundtrack all day, she would divorce me. At first I thought she was kidding.
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Self-plagiarism
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︎ Mar 09 2019
I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
This is so unfair! I was just expelled for plagiarism...
I got in trouble for something I didnβt do.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What do you call a zombie who stir fries
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︎ Aug 25 2022
Why was the book accused of plagiarism?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I recently married a widow with kids.
She had 2 sons, a daughter, and a ladder.
I donβt mind having the step kids, but I hate that step ladder.
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︎ Nov 07 2022
I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism thatβs infected Reddit
Plaguerism- the Read Death
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︎ Apr 29 2019
Whyβd the noodle get fined for his book?
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︎ May 22 2022
I thought up of a groundbreaking invention.
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︎ May 27 2022
I was accused of plagiarism.
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︎ Oct 09 2022
I just invented a new word.
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︎ Apr 27 2023
I invented a new word
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︎ Jan 14 2023
I've come up with a new word!
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︎ Feb 01 2023
I've been accused of plagiarism
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︎ Apr 10 2019
A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism
But those are their words, not mine.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I just came up with a new word!
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︎ Feb 24 2023
Someone accused me of plagiarism....
That's their words, not mine.
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︎ May 10 2019
I invented a new word
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︎ Apr 23 2022
Many people accuse me of plagiarism...
But those were their words, not mine.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Plagiarism squad reporting for duty.
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︎ Jun 01 2018
I just invented a new wordβ¦
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︎ Apr 29 2022
I invented a new word
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︎ Nov 22 2021
Made up a new word today.
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︎ Apr 26 2022
I came up with a new word.
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