People say I plagiarized my jokes

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clouc1223
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I plagiarized this joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What did the author say to his friend Mark who plagiarized him?

"Mark my words"

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A Musician Has Plagiarized Another Musician's Music

He's in real treble now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPac
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Today, Friday, February 19th, is National Prevent Plagiarism Day

As a tribute, Reddit r/Jokes will be quarantined for 24 hours.

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A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism.

But those are their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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"Plagiarism squad reporting for duty"

"Copy that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear about the two guys who were prosecuted for plagiarizing a 1920’s German artist’s work?

They went to jail because de stijl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tds8t7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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If Mark has been accused of plagiarizing my content; Mark!? My words.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowToFailAndWhy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Plagiarism;

getting in trouble for what someone else did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I invented a new word today...

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seymour2112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ukelele_pancakes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I've been accused of plagiarism

Their words, not mine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogyboogywoogy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I saw a student getting arrested by the police for plagiarism.

It was a cite to behold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratboid314
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Why was the book accused of plagiarism?

It was a copybook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/totallyfvckedup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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This is so unfair! I was just expelled for plagiarism...

I got in trouble for something I didn’t do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loamawayfromloam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I invented a new idea:

It's called plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burping_purple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Self-plagiarism

Ya-plage-yaself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earnestsci
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism that’s infected Reddit

Plaguerism- the Read Death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Did you hear about the vampire with a doctorate

His name was Dr. Acula

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I’ve created a new word

Plagiarism (thanks to my 11 year old for that one!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehmayormccheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Words I've invented during my lifetime:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poorly_timed_fuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Some of the gem's of Steven Wright

The work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

1 Β  - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2Β Β  - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3Β Β  - Half the people you know are below average.

4Β Β  - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6 Β  - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7Β Β  - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 Β  - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

9 Β  - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ...... But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first, you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first, you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ksbalaji
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A lot of people accuse me of plagiarism

But those are their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farshief
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I just invented a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Someone accused me of plagiarism....

That's their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sineofthetimes
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I just made up a word

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I’ve invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Many people accuse me of plagiarism...

But those were their words, not mine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just2SpiteFranz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I invented a new word,

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Molotov_YouTube
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Plagiarism squad reporting for duty.

"Copy that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AghoriLover69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I invented a new idea:

It's called plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Andy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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I created a new word

plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miltondelug
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Hey guys! I invented a new word!

It’s β€œplagiarism”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m1a1vet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theburgerjoint
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Guys I just made up a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackdragonyt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YachiruLoL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I invented a new word today:

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voel_Bird
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have created a new word!

Plagiarism

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaymoskitoe
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I just invented a new word

Plagiarism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTMaximus
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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I invented a new word today

Plagiarism.

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