What do pirate ships use for climate control?
Why do pirate ships go so fast?
Because they’re hauling booty
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants
The bar tender asks "why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "Arr, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts. "
A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."
"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a ships wheel belt buckle
The bartender asks: Hey Pirate, how do you like your belt buckle?
The pirate replies: Arr, it's drivin me nuts!
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap?
Why could the pirate captain afford such a nice ship?
What do you call an American communist pirate ship?
Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
What did the pirate say when he spotted the vice admiral of the Royal Navy closing in on his ship?
Two pirates attacked a ship carrying famous artworks and stole the Mona Lisa painting. One pirate looked at the painting and said something is missing. The other one agreed...
Hear about the pirate who let his pet lamb steer his ship?
Where does a tree-loving pirate dock his ship?
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s helm in the front of his pants.
Bartender says, “Hey man, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate says, “Arrr! It’s driving me nuts!”
What do pirates do when they have ants on their ship?
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
How does an intellectual pirate board a ship?
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
Where can you buy a used pirate ship?
Did you hear about the layoffs aboard the haunted pirate ship?
They're down to a skeleton crew.
Why do pirates always end up buying the Jolly Roger for their ships instead of choosing other designs?
It’s the only one that’s always on sail....
My town finally decided to tear down the dilapidated replica of a pirate ship...
I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...
aye, matey it's driving me nuts!
You know why the pirate fell in love with his ship?
Because he thought it was boatiful.
What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union
Two pirates walk into a bar, one of them is wearing glasses shaped like little boats. Bartender says " whats with the boat shaped glasses?". Pirate says" I like everything to be ship shape".
I boarded a ship with a bunch of pirates who wouldn’t let me see anything.
Turns out it was a censorship.
Why did the pirate turn the boat around?
Because his kids kept asking "Arrrrr we there yet?"
What’s another name for a pirate ship in the Soviet Union?
A pirate ship pulls into harbour after a long voyage at sea
The captain tells his crew to go out into the town and spend some well earned time off, but to be back at midnight. The crew all go into town and the captain stays in his quarters on the ship.
Midnight comes and the crew still aren't back, so the captain figures they'll all be at the tavern having a drink so he walks in and finds it empty.
The captain approaches the bartender and says "YARR, have ye seen me Buccaneers?" , the bartender turn to him and says "YEAH, they're on the side of your buckin' head under yer buckin' hat!".
What happens when a red pirate ship and a brown pirate ship meet on a deserted island?
How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C.
So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel shoved down his pants
and the bartender asks "What's that ship's wheel doing down your pants?!"
The pirate replies: "Arr, I dunno, but it's drivin' me nuts!"
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap?
Pirate ship Captain: Listen up, I need some help in writing 2 in Roman numerals.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
Why did the pirate get his ship so cheaply?
How did the pirate get his ship so cheaply?
What do you call a Soviet pirate ship in the US Navy?
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