Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
If you want to make easy money, just take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I put a picture of myself in a locket...
You could say, I'm Independent.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
I asked my wife about a ballerina in a picture who looked familiar. She said it was Anna Pavlova.
I said I thought her face rang a bell.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.
Just to remind me why there's no money in there.
The day my daughter turns 18, I’m going to buy her a locket, put her picture in it, and when she opens it tell her:
“Well, I guess now you really are… independent"
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
What do you call a rival in picture taking?
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
How do you take school pictures in 2020?
My partner said that I looked constipated in our pictures
I was tryna hold my shit together
Guy #1: Check out these pictures I took of the wheat fields during my drive in the country
Guy #2: That would explain why they look so grainy
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
A rare picture of ground in its natural habitat
A buddy of mine has a new hobby where he dresses up salmon in tiny outfits and takes pictures of them.
He says its like shooting fish in apparel.
This girl on Tinder asked me why I have an unlit cigarette in my picture... I told her I’m just looking for matches.
I’ve nether seen that Notch puns in one picture
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
i went to the doctor's woth my parents, and found out i have tapeworms in my stomach. the doctor showed us some pictures of tapeworms. and both my parents fainted.
i guess ive got a stomach for it
I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."
I put a picture of my daughter in a titanium locket necklace
I wanted her to be strong and independent
So I asked my brother why he was wearing glasses in his new profile picture.
He replied, "because I wanted to look sharp".
Comments under a post about first picture of a person dying in an electric chair.
A pun-chain about a picture of horses in a plane
My wife was hanging 7 pictures in a row on the wall when I told her should should hang 3 over 4.
It’s created a real division in our home.
I just figured out why Beyoncé’s hair is always blowing in every picture.
It is because she has so many fans.
My friend is obsessed with taking blurry pictures of himself while he is in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
I put my clothes in the washing machine yesterday and all of them came out with a picture of Santa on it.
I shouldn’t have used the Yule Tide Detergent.
What do you call a picture of a weight-lifting woman in a locket?
A strong independent woman.
This picture is “A maze in”
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
You could say you’re independent.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.
I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I bought my daughter a locket and put her picture in it.
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
My son turned 18 today so I bought him a locket and put his picture in it...
I guess you could say I wanted him to be independent!
When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.
As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
...independent!"
My friend is weirdly addicted to taking blurry pictures of him in the shower.
He has serious selfie steam issues.
If you put a picture of yourself in a locket...
You could say you’re independent
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