but it does give me paws.
So I was at Petco buying cat food when I saw a dad and daughter walk in with a malamute. The daughter walks to the cats and asks:
"Can we get one daddy?"
"No sweety, he's already ate two."
Him: what kind of turtles are these? inspects nameplate of said turtles they're Russian Turtles.
Me: Russian? They aren't going anywhere fast.
So, I'm new to this subreddit, so please don't berate me for posting a story instead of a joke ;-;
Anyways, my friend came over to my house for a 2 day sleepover a few weeks ago, and during the sleepover, we went to Petco to buy some stuff for my ferret. While we were there, we just kept gossiping about how cute all the animals there were. There were parrots, other ferrets, turtles, fish, a cat, and lizards.
When we were checking out the lizards, my dad immediately started to warn us about them...
"Don't talk to the lizard, kids! It might want to sell you car insurance! It'll only take 15 minutes or less!"
Gosh, I love my dad XD
Backstory first. Iām a manager at Petco and was changing the water in the goldfish tank in the aquatics section. I forgot I left the water on and flooded a quarter of the store.
Customer: Wow, sure is pretty flooded Me: Yeah, you just missed Noah
