If the Fraternity were offered as much, do you think this would be a good situation for them?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Alright, so among the empires that occupy my sci-fantasy setting, I got these two that have prominently stood out to the point that their constant friction has been the impetus for everyone to really start keeping track of history to begin with.
On one side, the Grym Prelature, is a sort of caliphate; that is, the rulers claim their status by their divine ancestry, and in this case it's a descent from the very deity they worship. Gods can and do physically manifest here, so that claim is honored all across the five systems. With actual demigods leading them, they've been able to expand efficiently from a homeworld centered in the Ravel.
Then they met the Nayre Dominion. At the time, despite also being an imperial state designating leaders on a hereditary basis, sovereignty was shared with working class. "Every soldier a landowner, every citizen a soldier", that kind of thing. This not only gives them the perfect system with which to seize land, but the common person will do so enthusiastically; after all, after their time is served, if they live, they get a piece of the pie. Whatever plots are unclaimed due to sacrifices made will get nationalized.
So, when these two finally crossed paths, they butted heads real quick and never really stopped, with conflicts going cold to hot to cold and back to hot again. There have been periods of real peace sprinkled in there, some lasting nearly centuries, some of which even had open migration treaties, but inevitably they always got back to it.
The Prelature experienced schism after schism, with some new offshoot of the family gaining support after a religious renaissance or pulling off a coup, and remodeling themselves as the "true" Prelature, and even sometimes some colonies split off independently, with varying degrees of success. As for the Dominion, over all that time, they went through phases of constitutional monarchy, to fascists, to any number of transitional systems before tying together something resembling monarcho-communism, a state which lasted about 70 years before a near-apocalypse put them in a bad spot, and the Prelature rolled in to glass them all to oblivion, or so it was figured. That was that for about another millennium or so, and regardless of what the Prelature went on to do, through the power of unchecked Illuminati-esque bullshit, a revolution to establish a successor state to the Dominion was inspired through the power of ideology alone.
So after that lengthy backstory, my question boi
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
