BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
Whoops wrong sub
My mom says my dad was of Persian origin.
Ee-ran away when I was a child.
Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf
Just Kuwait and sea
I'm getting a Persian Cat
I've always wanted a Shia Pet!
I named my cat “Pokémon”
Because he’s a Persian, and he likes to mew too.
What do you call Persian calligraphy?
Artsy-Farsi
Do you know how I got to the Persian Restraunt?
Iran.
I got in a fight with a Persian guy once..
I did what I had to do then, Iran.
When Persian chefs agree to have a bread bake-off...
...do they sign a naan-competition agreement?
Why are Persians drenched all the time?
Because they're I-rain-ian.
Yes, I cat call. And I won't apologize for it.
I don't care if it's Tabby, Siamese, persian or even mixed breed. If I see a cat, I'm calling it over to me. And petting it too, if I can.
I want to start a series of Short Stories
I want to start a series of short stories based around the first openly gay Persian King called 'Memoirs of a Gay Shah'.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
Whoops wrong sub
