I'd tell you a pencil pun, but it'd be pointless.
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︎ Jan 04 2013
I've decided to marry a pencil.
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Where do pencils come from?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I have a pencil that was owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ May 26 2020
Where do you find the best pencils?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it would be pointless!
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I got into an argument with a friend about whether pens were better than pencils...
...Iβll admit, they had a point, but I still think the argument will be erased in time.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Last night there was a break-in at the pencil factory, theives stole everything...
...police are still looking for leads.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I made a pencil with two erasers
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I hate when my pencil breaks :(
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︎ Apr 14 2020
What did the pencil say when someone tried to sharpen it?
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︎ May 28 2020
Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil?
There is no point to it anymore!
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︎ Apr 29 2020
Mike Pencil
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︎ Apr 13 2020
My new pencil can write UNDERWATER
it can write other words too
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Why did the pencil stink?
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︎ May 01 2020
Iβve really had enough with unsharpened pencils
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ May 30 2020
We were learning about politics and discrimination in class. Our teacher told us to grab colored pencils.
He then corrected himself. What he meant to say, was pencils of color.
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︎ May 12 2020
Should I tell a dad joke about a blunt pencil?
Though I don't really see the point.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I was going to tell everyone about my broken pencil
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Sometimes I sharpen pencils
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︎ Apr 24 2020
My fiancΓ©e asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said βokay thatβs enough!β
I said βI was just trying to make a pointβ.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I have a hard time trusting people who use pencils to draw.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I bought a pencil that was claimed to be owned by William Shakespeare, but the letteringβs all faded.
Iβm not sure whether itβs 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I thought about inventing a pencil with an eraser at both ends.
But I didn't see the point.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I told my wife I bought a pencil with two erasers
She said "what's the point?"
My daughter insisted I post her joke here, haha.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
What did the pencil say to the paper?
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︎ Jan 12 2020
If you can't find your pens or pencils and you really need to write something down remember that old saying...
Where there's a quill there's a way.
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︎ Feb 20 2020
You know what I hate about broken pencils?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I don't understand why people bother sharpening their pencils.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What do you call a pencil with no lead?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Shakespeare
Two friends walk into a bookstore
After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline
One of them goes to the till
Suddenly he remembers
- John do you want a pencil?
- Yes
- 2B or not 2B?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was trying to draw a rectangle but my pencil broke.
Now itβs a wrecked-angle.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
Knock knock / Whoβs there? / Broken pencil / Broken pencil who?
Nevermind itβs pointless.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Why do i use pencil to start off on an essay?
So that i can get a lead on an idea
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︎ Aug 24 2019
College offers some questionable class choices, but o you know which one is the most sketchy?
Art class: Pencil Drawing 101
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Why did the pencil get flushed down the toilet?
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︎ Jul 10 2019
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Went to buy some pencils from the local stationery shop ...
Only to discover it had moved!
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︎ Nov 25 2019
A friend asked me where I got a pencil from
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︎ Dec 18 2019
How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Went to an artists wedding... There was the bride to be. The Groom to be. And heaps of pencils.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Apparently one of Shakespeares pencils was recently discovered
Apparently he chewed it so much that they couldnβt tell whether it was 2B or not 2B
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Some people don't like pencils.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
If you were anti-pencil...
... would you be erasist?
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︎ Jul 17 2019
What do a woman and a pencil have in common?
Pull of the rubber and you'll never be able to fix a mistake...
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I went to the pencil sharpening store today
I got some great shavings.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Did you hear how the mathematician cured his constipation?
He worked it out with a number two pencil.
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︎ May 30 2020
Why did Shakespeare only write in ink ?
Pencils posed a problem, 2B or not 2B
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︎ May 03 2020
Why does a mathematician never get constipated?
They work everything out with a pencil.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
The other day my son asked me where pencils live
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︎ Sep 12 2019
It's hard to trust pencil artists. They're really sketchy.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
Whenever my friends want to sharpen their pencils I always argue they should let me do it..
When they see the pencil they tell me I make a good point.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
Why should you never use a dull pencil?
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︎ May 21 2019
I sharpened my pencil
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Is there ever a reason to break the end off your pencil?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Let me tell you the joke about the broken pencil.
Actually never mind itβs a pointless joke.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Pencils
A not sharpened pencil is pretty pointless
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︎ May 01 2019
Pencil Washington
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Why do Pencils shave?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
UAlberta Law School pencil..
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︎ Sep 28 2018
Did you hear the joke about a blunt pencil?
Nevermind, it's pointless.
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︎ Jul 08 2019
Why do people throw away unsharpened pencils?
Because they're pointless
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I had a great joke so I went to sharpen my pencil.................................... but then
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︎ Mar 04 2019
How does a mathematician fix constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
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︎ May 31 2020
Bee one with the universe, colored pencils, 6x6"
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︎ Jan 04 2019
What did the Pencil say to the Cowboy?
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︎ May 23 2019
Can someone please draw Pencil Washington?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I told my son the other day to never write with a dull pencil.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Someone who hates pencils must be an erase-ist
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︎ Feb 16 2019
I've decided to marry a pencil
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Aug 03 2020
I made a pencil with two erasers
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I made a pencil with two erasers.
To be honest, it was pointless.
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π
︎ Feb 15 2020
Where do pencils come from?
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︎ May 25 2020
Writing with a broken pencil
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why shouldn't you write with an unsharpened pencil?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Broken pencils are pointless
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π
︎ Jun 11 2019
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
A broken pencil is pointless
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︎ Jul 24 2019
"I made a pencil with two erasers."
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I owned a pencil
Which was owned by William Shakespeare
Unfortunately he chewed on it so much that I can't say it's 2B or not 2B
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︎ Nov 18 2018
I made a pencil with two erasers.
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π
︎ Aug 12 2019
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare.
But he chewed it a lot. Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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︎ Aug 31 2019
What do you call a pencil without lead?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I was going to tell the story about my broken pencil.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
Writing with a broken pencil...
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Why shouldnβt you write with a broken pencil?
Because itβs pointless!
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π
︎ Jul 21 2019
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
They had to work it out with a pencil
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why Shouldnβt You Write With A Broken Pencil
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︎ Aug 02 2019
I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B
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︎ Oct 18 2018
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He had to work it out with a pencil
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︎ Jun 10 2020
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