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Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

Alright, so there might be a "new" pandemic in china.

Im pretty sure their not telling the truth and lice has something to do with this pandemic. Alot of increase in lice and bed bugs infestation in 2019 and 2020.

"before" this got mentioned in the news i was already researching about lice and how it has weird connections to Bill Gates.

Am i just overreacting or is there some truth to this? What is your opinion on this?

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Corona

The New York Times tracked various Google search terms most related to Covid-19 disease and found an uptick in the number of internet searches for eye pain. The four most common Google searches were loss of smell, fever, chills and then eye pain (read trench fever).

The search for “my eyes hurt” was found to be highest in parts of the country that have high Covid-19 rates.

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Most common symptoms

• Fever
• Dry cough
• Tiredness
• Lack of energy

Less common symptoms

• Aches and pains
• Sore throat
• Diarrhea
• Conjunctivitis
• Headache
• Loss of taste or smell
• A rash on skin, or discolouration of fingers or toes (Corona toes or symptoms of black death)?
• Blood clot

Serious symptoms

• Difficulty breathing or shortness of breath
• Chest pain or pressure
• Loss of speech or movement
• Invasive pneumonic

LINKS

New study: Five different rashes in corona infected

Fluid in the lungs is something connected to Covid-19

Outbreaks in migrant detention facilities

China spraying insect repellent (1)?

Tehran spraying insect repellent (2)?

India spraying insect repellent (3)?

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They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

free

Because his Visa didn’t work.

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

"No, it doesn't."

We couldn't afford a dog...