this one took every dad molecule in my body..

dad to his forlorn son: it’s alright son.. you know what god does when he drops an apple?

son wiping away his tears: what dad?

dad: he grows a pear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydraulicstress
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Everyday for lunch I like to eat two pears, and my dad knows this.

One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.

β€œWhat are you doing?” I asked him.

β€œPreparing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikin__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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