Payday Loans Puns

A list of puns related to "Payday Loans"

What do you call a T Rex that works for a Payday Loan company?

An Apex Predatory Lender.

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👤︎ u/galactigak
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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What did the accountant say to the man who was filing for bankruptcy after using a lot of payday loans?

There is a lot of interest in your credit history.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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I work at a pawnshop/payday loan store and the payday loan girl was trying to fill the store ATM..

Girl: You guys have any twenties?

Boss: Go fish!

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👤︎ u/haydskies
📅︎ Nov 27 2013
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Roadside dadjoke

A while ago I was in the car with my family and we were stopped at a red light. On the corner was a person in a big crow mascot suit and he was waving a sign for the payday loan place behind him. Just as we look over at the crow again, a cop car pulls into the parking lot and two cops get out and walk over to him.

Dad: "Huh, I wonder what that's about." Me: "I heard it was an attempted murder."

Everyone else in the car groaned but my dad and I had a hearty chuckle.

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👤︎ u/Iaminfactafemale
📅︎ Aug 13 2014
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