Swim parallel to the coast.
If you can't parallel park
you'd better have a back-up plan.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It’s a shame they’ll never meet
There’s a parallel universe where people age non-linearly, and every day you have no idea how old you’ll wake up.
So sometimes you’d have to call into work like, “Sorry, can’t make it in today, I’m 6.”
Two doctors are standing at the end of two parallel piers. Which one do you go to in a medical emergency?
It’s quite the pair of docs on a pair of docks paradox.
What happens if a FROG parks illegally?
Why won’t the Jedi use parallel bars?
Because only the Sith deal in |absolutes|.
If I needed to climb something and I had to choose between a rope with knots in it or some parallel boards with spaced rungs...
What might you call two universities side-by-side?
What did one parallel line say to the other?
Man, we have so much in common it’s a shame we’ll never meet.
What did the geometry class say when their pet bird flew out the window?
Why do parallel lines get on so well?
Because they’re straight up with each other.
The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
Hey, are you cold?
Go stand in the corner, it's usually 90 degrees.
I became such an expert in how to park a car
Andrew Garfield, Tobey McGuire and Tom Holland got into an accident upon arriving at a party.
As it turns out, they're terrible parallel Parkers.
Vegetarians are like parallel lines...
I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
Did you hear about the new vegan parallel lines?
If apple made a car what would be missing?
Why did the Spider-Man in the alternate universe do better on his driver's test?
Because, naturally, he's a parallel Parker.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
I’ve been to a parallel universe where oranges don’t exist, but my friends won’t believe me.
I guess they think it’s pulp fiction.
I’d tell you a time travel joke
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test?
He was a bad parallel Parker.
Parallel Universe: All the Jedi's were cats...
Would evil alternate-universe Spiderman be a bad parallel parker?
If you don't know how to parallel park...
you'd better have a back-up plan.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet
Parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s sad they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they would never meet.
I saw two parallel lines on a dating site, they had so much in common.
It's a shame they will never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It's a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common,
Its a shame they'll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Parallel lines have so much in common!
..It’s a shame they’ll never meet each other.
Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?
Parallel lines have so much in common,
It’s too bad that they’ll never meet
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
The fact that parallel lines have a lot in common but never meet is sad.
But what’s sadder is that all other lines only meet once and never see each other again.
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