A list of puns related to "Painters"
He made a lovely job of the landing!
He puts on another coat!
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
It’s her Salvador dolly.
Jackson Frolic
do janitors janit?
Where’d the Van Gogh?
Easely.
I've been de-Monet-tized.
is he considered a recording artist?
Because he was Baroque.
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
...they always use a second coat 🤭
He was a Marshal artist.
Garbeige
He uses akrill paint
I got you covered.
Because they always add more coats when needed
Where did my Van Gogh?
After no one knows where it is, the painter shrugs and says "huh, it must have varnished."
The prefer CA,NV,AZ
He had a great stroke
“He thought one coat was enough”
he said he wanted to dye.
The painter was mad at the sketch artist because he was behaving "Sketchy" and he crossed the "Line".
heuueueueue.
A martial artist!
I mean, that's how he died..
That wasn't very cache Monet of you.
Because they do the ladder half first.
He gets a massive rush of emulsion
A man was a painter, he sold paint and also painted houses for people. However, he liked to water down the paint and thin it. He would cheat his customers by forcing them to buy more paint than they needed due to the low quality.
One day, while up on a ladder painting a house with his thinned paint a bolt of lightning struck at him and he fell to the ground.
He heard a deep booming voice from heaven yell "repaint and thin no more!"
It's a pay-as-you-van-Gogh model.
It's all about selling yourself.
Easely
An old painter is quickly losing his vision, but wants to keep working despite being given many opportunities to retire. His boss wants to give younger painters a chance, but the old painter refuses to quit. One day he is assigned to restore a section of the Great Wall that has detailed ancient Chinese calligraphy painted on it. Because of his vision he ends up painting over much of the details in the art and royally screws up. After his boss finds out, he is given a talking to and is immediately fired.
I guess he just couldn’t see the writing on the wall.
ear regardless.
Made a great job of the landing ..
He made a lovely job of the landing....
He puts on another coat!
He put on another coat
He puts on another coat!
He puts another coat on.
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