24 Hilarious Package Petroleum Product Puns

Senate Democrats blocked new sanctions on Syria. Sanction are part of package introduced by Marco Rubio & Mitch McConnell. The measure directs Trump Admin to impose sanctions on entities doing business with Govt of Syria, such as selling petroleum products or aircraft parts twitter.com/EHSANI22/stat…

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👤︎ u/pepeperezcanyear

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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As the Pandemic ravaged Indian economy, Central Government collected ₹3,72,970 crore, in excise duty & different cesses from Indians on Petroleum products, 66% more than previous year, Minister answers in Parliament.

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👤︎ u/NuNuModi

📅︎ Dec 20 2021

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U.S. Navy seized missiles, petroleum products from Iranian military thehill.com/policy/intern…

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👤︎ u/j_thebetter

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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A humble request to all my fellow Indians. Petroleum products have been weaponised now. Saudi, UAE, Russia have began artificially inflating the prices. Please support electric car makers like Tata, Ola, etc. Our fuel should not come from our enemies. We lose a massive chunk of our reserves for oil.

The future is electric! Go vocal for electrics.

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👤︎ u/Cliff-Gamer

📅︎ Nov 28 2021

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[product question] is there a cruelty-free petroleum jelly out there?

I'm trying to switch to all cruelty-free products but the one product I can't find a dupe for is my Vaseline. I love to use it on my eyes, lips, and dry areas of my face before bed.

The only cruelty-free options seem to be products that boast *not* using petrolatum, but more often than not, those products irritate my skin or give my lips chelitis. The only petrolatum-free alternative that works for me is Vaniply, but Vanicream isn't cruelty-free either.

Any suggestions?

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👤︎ u/Bulky_Watercress7493

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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The Hawaii State Department of Health said Wednesday a laboratory has detected petroleum product in a water sample from an elementary school near Pearl Harbor amid heightened concerns that fuel from a massive Navy storage facility could contaminate Oahu’s water supply apnews.com/article/busine…

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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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Govt cuts prices of petroleum products by up to Rs7 per litre | The Express Tribune tribune.com.pk/story/2334…

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👤︎ u/Zealousideal-Ad6205

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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TIL that you eat petroleum by-products when you buy food at stores, even if they’re natural and organic. Additives such as flavor extracts, food coloring and vitamin E are some ingredients made from petrol as well as different chemicals in food wrappers, cans and packaging. theguardian.com/lifeandst…

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👤︎ u/Perigold

📅︎ Jan 20 2020

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Should we ban plastics and other petroleum based products?

In light of the problems pthalates, BPAs, BPSs, and other petrochemicals cause, as well as the sheer amount of pollution from it, should we ban plastics? Should it be limited to just those with a proven endocrine disrupting activity?

Keep in mind that plastics line canned goods, are used as medicine (thanks to Rockefeller), and used in manufacturing basically everything at the moment. Banning plastics would limit us to plants, metals, rocks, and animal products.

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👤︎ u/Lamballama

📅︎ Nov 09 2021

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New US Treasury guidance on Syria grants general license for not-for-profit: investment in Syria; the purchase of petroleum products of Syrian origin & certain transactions with elements of the Government of Syria twitter.com/jomanaqaddour…

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👤︎ u/ColdBytes

📅︎ Nov 25 2021

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These are the best, healthiest, and most resourceful products for waves, curls, and shine. None of them contain parabens, alcohol, petroleum, etc which is BAD for hair. reddit.com/gallery/r22762

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👤︎ u/RefrigeratorDry495

📅︎ Nov 25 2021

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The Hawaii State Department of Health said Wednesday a laboratory has detected petroleum product in a water sample from an elementary school near Pearl Harbor amid heightened concerns that fuel from a massive Navy storage facility could contaminate Oahu’s water supply apnews.com/article/busine…

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👤︎ u/DoremusJessup

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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TIL that 30 years ago you had 15-17 minutes to escape a house fire. Nowadays you only have 3-5 minutes (due to more plastics & petroleum-based products in the house as well as more open floor plans, bigger rooms, & higher ceilings). buyersask.com/interior/al…

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👤︎ u/NuevoJerz

📅︎ Jan 08 2021

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U.S. Navy seized missiles, petroleum products from Iranian military thehill.com/policy/intern…

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👤︎ u/NORDLAN

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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'Pandemic Not An Excuse, Give Genuine Reasons' : Kerala High Court To Centre Over Non-Inclusion Of Petroleum Products Under GST livelaw.in/news-updates/p…

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👤︎ u/thewebdev

📅︎ Dec 01 2021

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Hawaii health department issues emergency order after petroleum products found in Navy water system cbsnews.com/news/hawaii-h…

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👤︎ u/amnesiac7

📅︎ Dec 08 2021

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H.R. 6297: To prohibit a drawdown and sale of petroleum products from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve if the President has withdrawn certain land from oil and gas leasing, and for other purposes.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Ted Budd [R-NC13]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

1 cosponsor is on that committee.

Govtrack.us Summary

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👤︎ u/congressbot

📅︎ Dec 17 2021

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Prices of petroleum products reduced brecorder.com/news/401403…

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👤︎ u/Nice_filbert

📅︎ Dec 15 2021

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Greta Protests Fossil Fuel Companies Wearing Mostly Petroleum Based Products Spouting Ridiculous Hypocrisy the Government is Feeding Us Under the Guise of Climate Change. We Can Not Be Complacent With This Toxic Politicized Rhetoric Lacking Facts, UN Dogma Wealth Distribution Scheme

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👤︎ u/greyfalcon333

📅︎ Oct 30 2021

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Preliminary tests detect petroleum product in Navy water system, Hawaiʻi health officials say. hawaiipublicradio.org/loc…

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👤︎ u/Pulelehua

📅︎ Dec 03 2021

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If vaseline petroleum jelly is dermatologist recommended, then what's up with all these people checking for petroleum-free beauty products? Have the dermatologists suddenly changed their minds?

Please excuse me for being off-trend when it comes to beauty, but I just notice that my jar of vaseline jelly says "dermatologist recommended" on it and I know lots of doctors will actually tell you to apply it over stitches post-op to promote healing etc.

But now i'm seeing alot of people searching for petroleum free products and a lot of products advertising how they DON'T use petroleum in them. Specifically lip balms.

People are avoiding petroleum skincare stuff like its evil or something.....am I missing something? Have the dermatologists changed their minds and decided that petroleum was the root of all skincare evil?

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👤︎ u/IllustriousMinimum2

📅︎ Nov 02 2021

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Petroleum product demand returns faster than supply, drawing inventories and supporting prices - U.S. gasoline inventories fell from 226.1 million barrels on October 23, 2020, to 215.7 million barrels on October 22, 2021, a 5% decrease. eia.gov/petroleum/weekly/…

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👤︎ u/dannylenwinn

📅︎ Oct 27 2021

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$MMTLP - GIS Analysis (link below) on Hudspeth County, Texas Oil Wells, Petroleum Product Pipelines and Petroleum Terminals within West Texas.

ArcGIS link: https://arcg.is/1WjST4

Link to Hudspeth Oil Corp info: https://opencorporates.com/companies/us_tx/0802002890

Torchlight Energy Resources Inc. Orogrande Project Presentation: https://content.equisolve.net/torchlightenergy/media/0fcf34e7e15e9d24664ab19583ed502d.pdf

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👤︎ u/TianObia

📅︎ Nov 17 2021

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Apart from petroleum, Nigeria's other natural resources include natural gas, tin, iron ore, coal, limestone, niobium, lead, zinc and arable land. The oil and gas sector accounts for about 10 per cent of gross domestic product, much resources but bad government @61

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👤︎ u/OluwaSamlex

📅︎ Oct 03 2021

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